Katie Hayoz, author extraordinaire of Untethered, was one of the first fellow Indie authors I ever met on Facebook. Little did she know that she would soon bear witness to one of my classic inner idiot moments. Usually, I just want to slap my inner idiot silly, then swiftly hide under a rock. This time, however, I was grateful for the idiot moment because it allowed me to become friends with a truly incredible person.
Costume Quiz
by Katie Hayoz
by Katie Hayoz
Every Halloween, I have costume problems. I always end
up choosing something I’m super uncomfortable in (who knew zombie cleavage was
so hard to rock?) or that doesn’t fit my personality (I am so not Hello Kitty). So,
this year I’ve come up with a personality quiz to avoid the bad decisions and
find which costume fits who I really am.
Take the quiz and find out what you should wear this
Halloween.
1.
It’s Friday night and you and some friends
decide to get together to watch a movie.
Which one do you vote for?
A.
Saw. With the lights off.
B.
Dracula. The original 1931 black
and while film.
C.
Anything Disney.
D.
You don’t care. You watch your iPad while the others watch
the movie.
2.
Bedtime.
What do you wear?
A.
Button down pajamas. The legs have a crease ironed down the
middle.
B.
Red satin with black lace. You have a matching dressing gown.
C.
White cotton. Eyelet for the summer, waffle weave for the
winter.
D.
You never change for bed. You fall asleep in front of the computer.
3.
You are in line at the
supermarket. A toddler is howling
because he wants cookies and his mom won’t buy them. You:
A.
Take the knife from the package of
plastic cutlery you are buying and tell the kid you’ll cut his tongue out if he
doesn’t stop.
B.
You ask the mother if she’s tried
absinthe. For her. And the kid.
C.
Smile sweetly and pretend you hear
nothing.
D.
What? What kid? You don’t hear him because you’ve
got your ear buds in.
4.
You are invited to a pot luck
supper. What do you bring?
A.
Spaghetti in tomato sauce. You
joke about it being cat intestines.
B.
Heavy red wine. You bring your own jeweled goblet.
C.
Cupcakes. With swirly white frosting and candy hearts.
D.
Nothing. You don’t go because
there are people there.
5.
What would you name your pet?
A.
Killer
B.
Lady Aurora
C.
Squiggles
Now time to find out what you wear.
If you chose mostly A’s:
You like it scary. Gory. And rather disturbing. You’re possibly a bit
warped. Your friends move sharp object
out of your reach and your neighbors scurry away the moment you approach. Halloween doesn’t come often enough, in your
opinion.You love to scare trick-or-treaters.
Your costume: A
Psycho Serial Killer. Buy a hockey mask
and a plastic ax. Don’t forget the
blood.
If you chose mostly B’s:
Gothic. Steampunk. You wish you’d
been born when women still wore corsets and carried little daggers in their
garters. Your wardrobe consists of black, black and black, with a bit of red or
purple thrown in. You already own a pair
of fake fangs, just because. And your
jewelry box looks like a hollowed out skull.
Every day is Halloweenfor you.
October is just a bonus.
Your costume: A Steamy Vampire. Add an extra layer of eyeliner and sharpen
those fangs. You’re good to go.
If you chose mostly C’s:
You adore strawberry tarts and anything with sprinkles. Your curling iron is your best friend. Fuzzy pets and boys with long eyelashes rule
your world. Giggling is your favorite
pastime. Halloween? Sure, you’re game. As long as you can wear
lace.
Your costume: It’s Halloween, babe. Not Valentine’s Day. So throw out the Little Bow Peep props and go
as the Bride of Frankenstein. Not pretty
enough, you say? Fine. Then be Dracula’s victim. Dress in a frilly white nightgown and dot
ketchup on your neck. Who says dead
can’t be beautiful?
If you chose mostly D’s:
You’re the one who brings her iPhone to the movies and scrolls through
her Twitter feed instead of focusing on the film. You also text at the dinner table, instagram
over drinks and reddit at red lights. You
speak in acronyms. You always have to
ask others to repeat themselves because you’re only half-listening. Halloween?
For you, a really good scare means the WIFI is out.
Your costume: Brain
dead Zombie. You’re already one,
anyway.
If you've read FINNED, you know why my answer to the last question was 'Squiggles.' And, um, for the record, I was mostly C's. God, I'm a dorky Pollyanna!!! I need to be a vampire and really ooze the sexiness. Could be interesting...or disastrous.
If you've read FINNED, you know why my answer to the last question was 'Squiggles.' And, um, for the record, I was mostly C's. God, I'm a dorky Pollyanna!!! I need to be a vampire and really ooze the sexiness. Could be interesting...or disastrous.
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